Cast of Taming of The Shrew

Modern cast for "The Taming of the Shrew" would consist of

Baptista- Bill Murry
Katherine- Jane Lynch
Petruchio- Steve Carrel
Bianca- Olivia Wilde
Lucentio- Paul Rudd
Tranio- Zach Galifianakis
Gremio- Jonah Hill
Hortensio- Michael Cera

Definitions

An exaggeration is when someone says "That guy was a big as a house" or "His brains the size of a peanut".

An oxymoron is when something said or done contradicts itself like "jumbo shrimp" or "new classic".

Sarcasm is when someone says something but means either the opposite or something different like when someone tries to make a joke and you reply, "that's hilarious!"

A wit is kind of like a smart remark that makes fun of someone in order to change then just like with John Wilkes when he was told by a constituent that he would rather vote for the devil, Wilkes responded: "Naturally." He then added: "And if your friend decides against standing, can I count on your vote?".

Introduction

My name is Ryan Vilardo, I'm 17 and a senior. I have a few hobbies, such as collecting swords, daggers and knives. I have 7 pets, 4 of which are bearded dragons, 1 iguana, 1 gecko and an abonormally large oscar fish. I like to draw, hang out with my girlfriend of 4 years and play World of Warcraft. I've played on a recreational soccer team for 12 years and i listen to metal.